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About the Webmaster

Name: Gordon Shumway
From: Melmac (it blew up, long story)
Lives: Tanner garage, Los Angeles, Earth
Occupation: Guest. Professional. Also this homepage.
Hobbies: Cats, the Love Boat, leftover meatloaf, the Internet
ICQ: I do not know what that is yet
This homestead: GeoCities -- Area 51 -- 4721

I built this page so the universe would stop asking if the show was coming back. It is 1997. I am still here. Sign the book.

finger gordon -- live .plan

Login: gordon                     Name: Gordon Shumway
Directory: /garage                Shell: /bin/csh
    229 years old. Planet Melmac (it blew up).
    I live in the Tanner garage. Cats are off limits.
    Quote: I am going to make a little noise in the kitchen.
    Ha.

Awards this homepage has won

(I awarded some of these to myself. That is allowed. I checked with nobody.)

Gordon's Cool Links

Yahoo! -- how I found Earth

AltaVista -- type ALF, get me
GeoCities -- free homestead, Area 51 neighborhood
Netscape -- the browser Willie will not let me upgrade
NASA -- they still have not returned my calls
E-mail the garage -- no attachments, Willie reads them
Local SMTP demo: 127.0.0.1 port 2525 RCPT signbook@melmac.garage

Link to me and I will link to you

Steal this button. Put it on your page. That is the deal.