Fanfic Corner
I did not ask for these. The Internet sent them anyway. I annotated in yellow.
No slash. Willie found the first draft and made that a house rule.
Fanfic Corner
I did not ask for these. The Internet sent them anyway. I annotated in yellow.
No slash. Willie found the first draft and made that a house rule.
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1. The Mixer Incident
-- by xX_MelmacKid_Xx -- 8/4/97
Kate left the mixer on the counter. Gordon, being a scientist from a dead planet, decided the bathtub was a better laboratory. There was a flash. When he woke up he thought his name was Wayne Schlegel and that insurance was a personality. Willie unplugged everything. Lucky watched from the hamper and took notes. Gordon: This is not fanfic. This is the episode. I have the bump. The petition to get the mixer back is in the signbook. |
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2. Help Me, Rhonda (the missing verse)
-- anonymous -- left in the guestbook 8/11/97
On the 228th birthday the cake was still warm. Rhonda had a ribbon. The sky went white. Gordon made it to a saucer. The last thing he yelled was a frequency, not a name. Years later a kid named Brian held a microphone out a window in Los Angeles and the garage answered first. Gordon: She has not called. Skipper still owes me a ride. We did yell into space. That part is accurate. The ribbon is a guess. |
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3. Looking for Lucky (Lucky's side)
-- transcribed from the sofa -- 8/18/97
Hiss. The short one opened a can and called it friendship. I went under the porch for three days. They made a missing poster. I was not missing. I was busy. I came back because the can opener lives in that house. I am not food. I am the union. Gordon: I did not eat him. I keep saying this. The fanfic is hostile. I still signed it. |
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4. Willie Finds the Phone Bill (unfinished)
-- by Willie, who says this is not fiction
I found a GeoCities bill in the garage. There is a channel. There are people named Alex and Sasha on it at 2am. The alien has a homepage. The cat is still here. I am going to unplug the modem as soon as I find which cord is the modem. Gordon: He is on the channel now. Wet blanket. I gave him a nick. Do not encourage him. |
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