A mixer accident leaves ALF with amnesia. He adopts the identity of insurance salesman Wayne Schlegel, while the Tanners use stories from their first months together to try to make him remember who he really is. Some guides list this as two parts; the garage file treats it as the original one-hour broadcast.

Prod 1023 aired before 1016, which is a lower lab number. The index follows the night. One hour on the night it aired. Lists that split it are a second edition. This file is the first. Meter 17.3/25. Title key: the song from the stage play and movie The Fantasticks.