When ALF hears himself described as a parasite, he decides he should pay rent. His solution is to sell Terry Faith Cosmetics with Willie's credit card and recruit the neighborhood into a sales party. The scheme gives Kate an impressive amount of make-up and gives Willie an even more impressive bill.

Prod 1008 aired before 1005, which is a lower lab number. The index follows the night. Meter 15.6/23. Title key: the Billy Joel song.